I will persuade Bush to get behind the threat of global warming. I plan to do this by slipping into the White House in the dead of night, tying him naked to a bedpost and forcing him to watch footage of the melting polar icecap until he concedes.
One year ago this weekend, the Huffington Post broke the news that, as Jim Morrison might have put it, the Kristol Ship was about to sail at the New York Times.
Sarah Palin may not have known what the Bush Doctrine was, but we're getting a pretty good idea of what the Palin Doctrine is. And what is it going to look like? Let's just say, it's going to seem familiar.
Dear Arianna, you're so nice, and I feel like we have this good thing going, so this isn't going to be easy, but it has to be said. I told you a lie on Tuesday. But it wasn't my fault. It was Bill Kristol's.
We have a message for our Republican friends: It is time to point fingers. We are pro-finger-pointing. And here's the most important thing about finger-pointing: you have to start early.
There are rumors that the New York Times is not going to renew Bill Kristol's contract. I just pray they're not true.
Liberal that I am, I support health-care reform on its merits alone. But it pleases me even more to think that the conservatives' nightmare of permanent defeat might come true simply if Democrats do the right thing.
McCain represents for the neocons the ultimate synthesis of war hero and politician. And he in turn, has been increasingly drawn to their militaristic vision of the U.S. that can set wrong aright around the globe.
Last week a mix of water and sanitation experts gathered for World Water Week in Stockholm, Sweden to mull over the world's biggest public health crisis. The problem is that not enough people paid attention.
In his new book, Barton Gellman reports a new twist on the old story of administration officials trying to tie Saddam Hussein to 9/11, and the most newsworthy thing about the report is the source.
Coming in the wake of Newsweek's hiring of Karl Rove, and the Times' hiring of Bill Kristol, the mainstream media's embrace of these unabashed propagandists has revealed a self-loathing streak a mile wide.
Kristol's concern for the Democratic Party is touching. Of course, it was just the boys having fun again at the expense of the first serious woman candidate for president.
As of yet, no Secretary of Satire has been named, but those rumored under consideration include Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee and William Kristol.
The surviving Republican members of Congress will do their best to make Obama's life miserable.
What's wrong with this picture? Billions for banks and Wall Street and nothing for Main Street, nothing for those Americans who once constituted the Middle Class, never mind the poor.
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P.S. Your "Andy" use was Wow! He'd be proud.
Thank you Chez. Your humorous mistreatment of careless fools, like Ms. Palin, act as salve for those who have suffered from their appearance.
Madonna is still hot! but, rather than argue that point, let's just fantasize about Madonna and Sarah in a real fight, with a Moose roast as the prize.
Fabulous! I can't even pick my favorite comment (it might be "gayest man at a Sister Scissors...") but, truly, the whole read was brilliant. Can't wait for the January 2010 edition. Thanks.