The Dope Astrology Predictions For 2010 (2009 Is Already Shot)
After the success of "The Gates" and "Waterfalls" Christo and Olafur Eliasson will collaborate on "The Waterfall Gates" causing a rash of drownings.
HuffPost's QuickRead
Hey President Obama, Spare Any Change?
Yes, we the journalists are coming to you, Mr. President, hat in had like everyone else. But before you throw us to the back of the line, hear us out.
The Oprah Winfrey Book Club Vetting Process
A friend who works at Harpo Productions sent me the following transcript of a rigorous interview between one of Oprah Winfrey's Vetting Technicians (OWVT) and the author of a potential Book Club selection...
Is it Good for the Jews? Whatever You Do, Don't Blame Oprah
First Bernie Madoff, now the Holocaust memoir scandal. The sweat-o-meter at the B'nai B'rith's Anti-Defamation League has to be in the red zone.
In 2008 Female Masturbation Still Stirs Anxiety
It's often easier to reduce masturbation (and the women discussing it) to a dirty joke rather than to value it as a component of female vitality, a vitality which for many women is hard fought.
Dear Oprah
America, and quite possibly the world, has been watching your private battle of the bulge for the last 20 years, and we feel your pain.
Oprah Hits 2-0-0: Media Say "Oh, No, No!"
We love Oprah for her generous proportions, her ample avoirdupois. She should be larger than life, not a candidate for Celebrity Fit Club.
Auto Sales Worse In 15 Years, Bad News for Commercial TV: MediaBytes with Shelly Palmer January 6, 2009
Auto sales in December were the worst in 15 years, with sales falling 36%. While US manufacturers are hurting, Toyota actually had the worst sales...
An Open Letter to Oprah Winfrey
Your body counts calories. That is how it determines what you weigh. If you understand that and can keep track, learn the calories and portion sizes of the foods you eat, you can do this, Oprah.
I Eat Everything I Want and I'm Thin
When Madonna and Sarah Jessica Parker tell us that they eat anything they want, they aren't lying. They just don't want and need that much.
Oprah is Officially Obese: What Does that Mean for You?
Your fluctuations in weight can be opportunities to learn more and more about who you are and what you need to manage the stress in your life.
Ask E. Jean: How Oprah Can Lose that 40 Pounds
Let's do it, Oprah. The $40 billion-a-year diet industry has used you in their stupid ads long enough!
Lessons From The Edge: How To Reinvent Yourself
On September 11, 2001 Americans were reminded that, we, too, were vulnerable. Our place on the totem pole shifted. One year later, I found myself be...
Oprah's Not The Only One Packin' On the Pounds
Oprah's fat again, and - ahem, not to mention any names - but a few of the rest of us have porked up right along with her. America's favorite yo-yo ...
A Role for Oprah in the Obama Administration?
She has succeeded in getting millions of Americans to read. Now she will attempt to transform many of her viewers into political junkies.
An Open Letter To Oprah From Tiny Tim
Dear Oprah, Listen, Sister. You are not alone! This may sound silly, writing to you, the Queen of the Many. You have inspired millions. You have ...
Most Popular Oprah Stories
sponsored by
Links From Digg, Delicious, and Google Blogsearch
Links
- Oprah -- No Fat Bash for Obamapalooza - TMZ.com
- Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from ...
- Oprah Winfrey won't be throwing Barack Obama an inauguration bash ...
- Oprah Gains Weight, Viewers -- Vulture -- Entertainment & Culture ...
- Instapundit » Blog Archive » SO MUCH FOR Oprah and Harry Potter.
- MultiCultClassics: 6319: Black Women, Be More Like Oprah.
- Oprah’s Trainer Knows the Secret to Maintaining Weight Loss (News ...
- Beyond the Oprah Effect: Online interest in the Amazon Kindle
- Bob Greene's Skinny on Oprah | Extra
- Orlando Sentinel - Oprah's Best Life Week continues with ...
- So much for Oprah and Harry Potter | Library Stuff
- Fresh Intelligence : Radar Online : Bummer: Oprah's Depressed
- BabyCenter: MOMformation » Blog Archive » Balancing Acts, Week 22 ...
- Oprah Winfrey as copyright hero? | Fungible Convictions
- Oprah Won’t Be Hosting This Party | Tampa Bay News, Weather and Sports
- Oprah’s weight woes woo
- Lost 100: LARRY KING INTERVIEWS OPRAH'S 'TEAM'
- GlossLip » Oprah Gains Weight, Discovers That She’s Human After All
- Oprah: Depression Weight Gain? | Extra
- The Best Community Service Oprah could ever provide… — Dean’s World
- Oprah named entertainment's most powerful woman
- 'Oprah Winfrey Show' May Be Close To Its End
- VIDEO: OPRAH'S OWN PRESIDENTIAL VOTE DROPPED BY TOUCH-SCREEN
- What's next for Tina Fey?
- 50 Billion Suns! What is the Size The Biggest Single Object?
- Oprah Makes 385 Million A Year
- A sad week in Tinseltown
- Can Scam School swindle the #1 spot away from Oprah?
- A Few Tremors in Oprahland
- David Blaine Rates His 8 Favorite Stunts
Want to reply to a comment? Hint: Click "Reply" at the bottom of the comment; after being approved your comment will appear directly underneath the comment you replied to
Totally brilliant. I should have cried in despair at each and every one of the 10 (plus "honorable" mentions), but instead I couldn't help laughing at the wit and insight. Maybe there's still hope for America after all with writers like you, Chez. Great work.
P.S. Your "Andy" use was Wow! He'd be proud.
Thank you Chez. Your humorous mistreatment of careless fools, like Ms. Palin, act as salve for those who have suffered from their appearance.
Madonna is still hot! but, rather than argue that point, let's just fantasize about Madonna and Sarah in a real fight, with a Moose roast as the prize.
Fabulous! I can't even pick my favorite comment (it might be "gayest man at a Sister Scissors...") but, truly, the whole read was brilliant. Can't wait for the January 2010 edition. Thanks.