Joy Behar

Joy And Elisabeth Spar Over Veterans Day (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Posted 11.11.2008 | Media


Tuesday on "The View" Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck sparred over how to recognize Veterans Day. Behar began the show by reading facts about the w...

Is Sarah Palin a "Double Dutch Feminist?"

Beverly Wettenstein | Posted 10.31.2008 | Politics


Beverly Wettenstein

I've coined the term "Double Dutch Feminist" to identify women who are jumping between the Feminist and Conservative rope lines, to their own benefit.

Elisabeth And Joy Deny Feud, Slam Online Reports Of Fighting (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Posted 10.23.2008 | Media


After an on-air disagreement during Wednesday's show, Thursday Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck shot down allegations of a feud and slammed online r...

Joy And Elisabeth Spar, Whoopi Denies Feud (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Posted 10.23.2008 | Media


On Wednesday's "The View" cohosts Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar sparred over politics and it got uglier than usual. Moderator Whoopi Goldberg was...

Bill O'Reilly On "The View": Obama A "Communist," Olbermann Is "Jealous," Joy Calls Him "Devil"

Huffington Post | Posted 10.22.2008 | Media


Bill O'Reilly sat for two segments of "The View" on Wednesday and faced critic Joy Behar on the couch. Whoopi Goldberg was out sick, but the other fou...

Palin Blasts Obama's Ties to Weather Channel

Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.06.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Gov. Palin said that she learned about Sen. Obama's ties to The Weather Channel last week "when I was trying hard to read The New York Times."

O.J. Seeks Bailout

Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.04.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Simpson made his case for the government bailing him out of jail, arguing that as long as he is a free man he is likely to become involved in other criminal cases that could generate much-needed television revenue.

Palin's Debate Performance Sponsored by Mad Libs™

Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.02.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

In exchange for the exclusive sponsorship, Mad Libs™ agreed to provide Gov. Palin with a special Mad Libs™ edition composed entirely of answers to vice-presidential debate questions.

McCain to Hide Inside Podium at Debate

Andy Borowitz | Posted 10.01.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

He plans to crouch inside the podium out of view of the audience, whispering key bits of information to Gov. Palin, such as the names of any Supreme Court decision other than Roe v. Wade.

Behar Takes Heat on The View for Calling Palin's Statement Dumb

Caroline Presno | Posted 10.01.2008 | Media


Caroline Presno

Things like energy and persistence are important, but look at it this way: Would you rather have an energized horse pulling an empty cart or a cart filled with ideas?

Somali Pirates Take Break for Jewish Holidays

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.30.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Somaili pirates who stunned the world by seizing a Ukrainian ship announced today that they would take a brief hiatus from terrorizing the high seas out of respect for the Jewish holidays.

McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deer

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.28.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric.

Levi Johnston Liveblogs the Debate

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.26.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Every time McCranky says "my friends," me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fu**in excellent right? I am gonna be totally fu**in wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole.

Wall Street Crisis Gives Preview of McCain Under Pressure

Andy Ostroy | Posted 09.24.2008 | Business


Andy Ostroy

The meltdown on Wall Street last week wasn't the only one. We got a glimpse of McCain under fire, and it wasn't pretty. America needs a president who provides a steady hand under pressure.

Frank Rich: Joy Behar "The New Edward R. Murrow" Following McCain Interview

New York Times | Frank Rich | Posted 09.22.2008 | Media


You know the press is impotent at unmasking this truthiness when the hardest-hitting interrogation McCain has yet faced on television came on "The Vie...

McCain Proposes Sending Troops to South America to Invade Spain

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.19.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

"Spain can run, but it cannot hide," McCain told his audience at a rally in St. Louis. "I am fully prepared to invade Spain, and if that means sending troops to South America, then so be it."

McCain Attacks Washington, Republicans, Old White Men with White Hair

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.16.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Sen. McCain attacked the power elite on Wall Street, calling them "wealthy plutocrats with private jets and too many houses to keep track of."

Pitbull Owners Blast Palin

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.08.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Gov. Palin's wisecrack was the last straw for Carol Foyler, the executive director of the Pitbull Anti-Defamation League: "We're all like, first the Michael Vick thing, and now this."

Levi Johnston's Convention Diary

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

There is some seriously weird stuff goin on up in here!!! So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille.

GOP Campaign Increasingly Resembling Unproduced Goldie Hawn Film

Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.29.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

The GOP campaign for the White House is looking more and more like the screenplay for an unproduced Goldie Hawn film from the 1980's, a Goldie Hawn fi...

McCain: Obama Lacks Experience Running 5,000-Person Town in Alaska

Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.29.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Sen. McCain unleashed a savage attack on Sen. Obama, claiming that his Democratic opponent would be "at a loss" when faced with the challenges of running a 5000-person municipality in Alaska.

New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids

Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.26.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to lead?"

Bill Clinton's Convention Speech to Be on Five-Second Delay

Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.25.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

For his part, former President Clinton said that he was "surprised" by the DNC's decision to institute the five-second delay, but added, "It's just like those motherf*ckers."

Cindy McCain 'Unsure' How Many Half-Sisters She Has

Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.22.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Cindy McCain responded to a reporter's question today about how many half-sisters she had by saying that she was "unsure" about the exact number but would have "a staff member look into it."

Biden Prepares 50,000-Word Acceptance Speech

Andy Borowitz | Posted 08.19.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Representatives of television news divisions said they were undecided as to how to cover the Biden speech, but none were willing to commit to covering it live in its entirety.